I Have No Idea...

Pets are good at certain things, like licking their crotches, shedding on your clothes and getting under your feet before you manage to reach the lightswitch, but ask then to fix your car and they're utterly useless.

If you're a fan of American muscle cars then there will definitely be something on offer here to float your boat. From classic American automobiles to custom creations, there's something that strikes a chord with any red-blooded car lover. Awesome.

Lets be honest most guys are pretty much dirty dogs when it comes to chicks and when they don't think anyone is watching them, or they are with their friends they're even worse. So when we get busted it's pretty damn funny.

Emma Watson. She's undeniably cute, but you can't help but feel a little weird saying it. All those years of Hogwarts have left it's mark on your conscience. I think it's finally time for an amnesty. She's 21. It's okay to fancy her.

It's that wonderful, peaceful calm before the oncoming storm of an almighty hangover. You've had another heavy night on the booze, and you're past that point where you could fall fast asleep on a bed of rusty nails. Or anywhere.

It never fails that there's always someone sitting there waiting with a camera every time someone gets drunk and fails miserably - luckily for us!

And on the seventh day, the men looked up to the heavens and cursed the Lord. "What have we done to deserve such a meagre, blighted existence" they drivelled. "Please show us you love us!" And the Lord gave them Yoga pants.

You can't keep a good girl down, especially when it's the weekend & they have been drinking copious amounts of alcohol - come to think of it, once they reach that state they cease to be 'nice' and become WILD CHILDS!

Eric Cartman might not be a fan of the Titian look but if you're not dreaming of daywalkers by the end of this gallery then I'll eat my hat. And dye my hair red.

Now this is what we all want to see babes doing - YEP - making sammiches & other tasty morsels. There's plenty of baking going on but nobody can survive on cupcakes.

There are some things that simply defy all sensible explainations. These are they. If you think you are able to explain why a panda is riding in a tiny car while playing the trumpet, then tell me and make my day. Go on, I dare you.