What Now?

A collection of unbeatable odds, sticky situations and puzzling predicaments. Every single one of them screams "WAT DO!?". Please feel free to email any possible solutions to us and we will promtly ignore them.

These women ain't just "fit" they are "PWOPER FIT": you could play their stomachs like fleshy glockenspiels. They probably get up stoopid early, but SH*T, THEY HOT!

Sometimes you go out & drink yourself into a tinsel strewn, bed-sh#tting, marker-ridden, man-hugging mess - They should show these to kindergarten kids to scare them senseless.

If you've never been before then it'll take a little getting use to. It's commonly referred to as the festering poop-hole of the internet and while it may be offensive, it can also be utterly hilarious.

Some of these are pure genius. How else can you get Mr. T doing phallic insertions into your PC?

It's quite possibly more than any mortal man could probably take in one go, imagine, a double-dose of booty-bewb beautifulness! If you haven't got enough up in the front for regular cleavage why not try some booty cleavage?

Van Damme might have come across as a cocky showoff with an intellect that's less substantial than his lycra leggins, but in reality, he's a pretty deep guy. Turns out he's fascinated by oxygen. LOL!

This guy takes photo-bombing to a whole new level! It just makes me wonder how he knows where to be all the time - WTF??

Ok, so lets be honest here, any girl with freckles instantly adopts a special sort of 'girl-next-door' charm, add to that the fact she is already a cute looking celebrity and you are pretty much onto a winner.

For some of us that sit at a computer all day, having the odd slice (or 10) of pizza to keep us going, the thought of shedding the pounds and toning up to a six-packed muscle-bound human might seem impossible. Apparently though it isnt.

More exciting than watching your first child being born whilst walking on the moon on an IV drip of cocaine, or winning the superbowl & then discovering you have superpowers. Too bad you won't remember it in the morning.