Expectation Vs Reality

It's always difficult balancing expectation and reality, unless you sell fast food, in which case you just don't bother. Take a picture of a delicious meal and serve your luckless customer a pile of dogs eggs.

"To have a good time - gooood time!" - Who the hell wrote that, obviously a 40yr old virgin who had No idea what they were singing about and probably never will.

Lets face it, chicks & booze are a perfect combination for teen-tastic trouble, you just can't keep a bad girl down - When things get blurry getting wild is the best option :)

Pets are good at certain things, like licking their crotches, shedding on your clothes and getting under your feet before you manage to reach the lightswitch, but ask then to fix your car and they're utterly useless.

Think of it as pr0n for powerpoint. The sort of stuff that makes mathematicians hot under the collar, and in this gallery the medium has been lovingly subverted to the cause of lolz.

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following females are bone-fide geeks, but we can assure you they are cuties using stripped-down computers, or is it the other way around? Either way it's a combination that may prove too much for some of you?

If you go down to the beach today you're sure of a BIG surprise! Ok, so maybe not a teddy bear's picnic, but something just as cute & cuddly that you'd kill to take to bed with you & hold.

Time to get creative with some home-made 'tear-off-my-number' formats. Smarter than your average ad, these designs are entertaining, eye catching and you keep them as a souvenir.

There's nothing cuter than an overly competitive cute chick who could kick your head in with here abs alone.... oh no, wait a minute-thats a total bloody nightmare. Prepare to be threatened, I would too, if my girlfriend had a larger biceps than me.

Another collection of snaps sullied by silliness. Some are intentional and posed but the best ones are those that just happen spontaneously. Notice some girls in a pool posing for a photo? Sounds like cannonball-o'clock. BANZAI!!!

Celebrities generally don't admit when they've had nips, tucks and bags of silicon placed under their skin. That's why it's so much fun to compare old and new pictures of them and pass judgement on their choices.