Gator Girls!

There's no hotter football fans than the University of Florida fans! These girls love to show off their colors in a proud fashion! I obviously went to the wrong state for my education :(

It's probably the most important invention EVER and i bet most of you have never heard the name 'Pastie' before, or what it does? - Prepare to gaze in wonder at it's simple genius!

Christmas is rapidly approaching which can mean only one thing. Office parties. If you're a fan of free drink, office indiscretions and waking up with a raging hangover, you're in luck. Also, if you like galleries you're in luck as well!

Those clever people in the advertising industries don't get paid to pick their asses you know, well only if it was part of an advertising campaign for, say, a new chocolate raisin. Even McDonald's manages something mildly entertaining!

Lets face it,, if you can find a girl who is willing to sit through all 6 episodes of Star Wars and then dress as one of the characters you are in with a very good chance of penetrating her hidden rebel base!

It's an important event in any young persons life that they try their hardest to get into college and do their best with their parents hard-earned cash. Not to study, but to have fun. And of course drink LOTS of beer. Lots.

In this age of equality it's refreshing to see some men sticking to a time honored tradition and letting females join in. No idea why these women were let out of the kitchen anyway?

Forget everything you've learned about bespecled ladies, it's all lies. These four eyed females are some of the most freakiest, wildest women around. Don’t you want to know what is really behind those thick-rimmed spectacles?

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following females are bone-fide geeks, but we can assure you they are cuties using stripped-down computers, or is it the other way around?

As my dad used to say, "let sleeping girls lie", or was that dogs, who cares! There's something mesmerizing watching a cutie cuddle up & close her eyes - I LOVE the total vulnerability of a chick when she is fast asleep.

As the old saying goes, "you don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire" - I guess you could avoid the horror with a brown paper bag, or better yet, a Halloween mask :(