<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny pick - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny pick - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 00:00:05 -0400</pubDate><title>What Is Going On Here</title><link>http://www.abum.com/23338/What-Is-Going-On-Here.html</link><description>Seriously, is he doing the business, or is she picking strawberries, or what? Weird.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-23338/What-Is-Going-On-Here.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/23338.jpg</image><media:title>What Is Going On Here</media:title><media:description>Seriously, is he doing the business, or is she picking strawberries, or what? Weird.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>bucket,girl,guy,hump,pick</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/23338.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>How to pick a combination lock in 30 seconds</title><link>http://www.abum.com/55110/How-to-pick-a-combination-lock-in-30-seconds.html</link><description>A handy new trick that&#039;ll show you just how unsafe these things are. Remember, only use this if you forget your combination!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-55110/How-to-pick-a-combination-lock-in-30-seconds.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/55110.jpg</image><media:title>How to pick a combination lock in 30 seconds</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/55110.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="141" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>A handy new trick that&#039;ll show you just how unsafe these things are. 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(I&#039;d still hit it)</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-50942/Nose-Picker.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/50942.jpg</image><media:title>Nose Picker</media:title><media:description>How embarrassing for her! (I&#039;d still hit it)</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>girl,nose,pick</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/50942.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 00:00:12 -0400</pubDate><title>The Pick Of Destiny</title><link>http://www.abum.com/27114/The-Pick-Of-Destiny.html</link><description>This movie is going to be great, here&#039;s a short clip!</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-27114/The-Pick-Of-Destiny.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/27114.jpg</image><media:title>The Pick Of Destiny</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/27114.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="113" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>This movie is going to be great, here&#039;s a short clip!</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>destiny,music,pick,tenacious</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/27114.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>How to start a relationship in the 90s</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61895/How-to-start-a-relationship-in-the-90s.html</link><description>These two guys don&#039;t have a clue. Oh, Chris Farley, why are you dead?</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-61895/How-to-start-a-relationship-in-the-90s.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61895.jpg</image><media:title>How to start a relationship in the 90s</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/61895.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="272" height="320" width="256" /><media:description>These two guys don&#039;t have a clue. 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