Miniature Car Chase

This is pretty much video format of what i spent my childhood doing. Buying matchbox cars and driving them around with my brother all day. So cool. Who needs blockbuster Fast & Furious movies?

If you were wondering what Seinfeld would have been like if it had been allowed to run past the point where it was still funny, I give you exibit A. A dead horse being flogged mercilessly. Still, I'll probably watch anyway.

Each week the Apprentice contestants, a bunch of shuffling, preening, f-tards slither into Sith Lord Sugar’s mock-office to bitch and whine and back stab about who was the most incompetent mongoloid in the show that week.

If you spend enough time wandering around a creature’s natural environment with a camera, they will just see you as part of the landscape and come and sit on your head. Don’t try this in a strip club though.

A balloon doesn't get quite enough lift to make it over the barrier during a demonstration in Groningen, Netherlands. What a bunch of air heads.

Having hydraulics on a pool table is a great idea on a cruise ship, probably not such a good idea on dry land though unless you get some lights under it and bounce it up and down at traffic lights. Chicks love that.

Ok, aside from the first and most obvious question, how the hell do you get two camels into a car? there is also the question of Why? Hmm..

This is one awesome mega-prank!! Planning required to the MAX!

Fast food is pretty damn fast but could it be faster? Damn skippy. This guy is pushing it to it's absolute limits and receiving the fastest drive through service that anyone has ever experience. Glorious.

Remember kids, in soviet Russia kite flies you. All you need to get some serious air on a lake is a rather large pool inflatable and a friend with a jet-ski, the rest, as they say, is down to the size of your balls.

When the world runs out of cows, oh it will happen, then we'll have to drink breast milk. Ew, you say. Well in cheery old England those crazy Brits have already started making ice-cream with the stuff. The end must be nigh.