Great Pick-up Lines In Science

I think 'Great' might be stretching it a bit. You couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses mouth with one of these stinkers. Still, the Stephen Hawking voice is pretty damn alluring, might practice that one...

Dude, nobody expected you to take 'Keep your eye on the ball' literally. It just means 'pay attention,' which, ironically, would have prevented this.

If you get car-jacked--although here's hoping you never do--then don't panic because you never know, that hardass g-star with a semi automatic might just be satisfied with some sticky, delicious honey.

CinemaSins takes a stab at the original Terminator film and counts up all the sins that lie within. There were many, many of them but it’s still much, much better film than Terminator 3.

This guys spends over 15 minutes reeling in a large fish and just as they finally net him and start to pull it in the boat a sea lion jumps up and snags it away.

It's not something many people can do, not something many people WANT to do and about as much use as a knob flavoured lolly. Still, this chick can do it without losing an eyeball so good luck to her.

A Warehouse Manager needs some training after forgetting to lower his forklift - Genius driving FAIL!

These guy finally saws through an old dead tree only to have it fall back on top of him.

It's halloween and Carmen is looking sexy dressed as a kitty - MEEEOW!

Is it natural selection at work getting rid of the stupid amongst us? I wonder what it feels like to have testicles in the back of your throat, if you want to find out just follow this guy's example.

This is Mark Visser and here he is big wave riding in a notoriously badass area of beach in Maui, Hawaii. At night, lit up clothes makes him looking like he's surfing in some gladiatorial TRON-style battle inside The Grid.