Jack Sparrow Channel No.5

If you've seen the hilariously bad Brad Pitt advert for Channel No.5 then you ought to appreciate this. It's not really Brad's fault, all perfume adverts are pretentious and stupid. It's a fundamental law of nature.

The ultimate collection of segway fails. Every single one of these is completely incapable of keeping both wheels on the ground and their face off the pavement. There's nothing funnier than a segway crash. Enjoy!

You ever had one of those days where nothing seens to go like textbook? I am 100% certain that breaking this dude's fall is the first time any of those books have ever been used.

Everyone loves Fridays, but some get a little bit more excited than others. Take Jason for example. Monday to Thursday he's a hard working young man, but come Friday it all goes out the window and he just has to kill people.

The Pokemon franchise finally snaps and spends some of it's monumental accrued wealth on bringing the games up to speed with late 90's quality 3D visuals. A brave move, but will it pay off? Do we even care?

Unlike traditional spoon players, this mutt manages to makes a racket with just one, meaning he's roughly 50% more talented than regular spoon players but unfortunately, he's just as annoying...

Think twice before you get into a horn duel, there can be only one winner and that will also make him the loser. It only lasted 35 seconds and the only casualties were a rear bumper and one man's pride.

This one is one super hot red head, although I seriously doubt that's natural. If it is, she may've been born close to a nuclear power plant.

Never listen to boring old nursery rhymes again, now you can rock out to Humpty Dumpty :)

It’s not like Jimmy Savile being a total perv is a surprise to anyone, there was always something creepy about him and his white hair and all that “Now then, now then”. And the internet’s no slacker when it comes to responding.

I don't think it matters if you haven't watched the first two. It moves at a lightning fast paced and plays fast and loose with the coherence of it's narative so buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy ride.