Six-Pack WTF?

Having a six-pack is essential if you want to pick up shallow, vacuous ladies. Having one that does this kind of nonsense is never essential. Unless you want to baffle medical science and gross out your friends.

If you watch the Gotye "Somebody That I Used To Know" music video and have absolutely no clue what he's meant to be feeling then this video will help. Replacing the singers head with rage faces makes it all much clearer.

The inhabitants of Utrecht, the Netherlands were treated to a beautiful performance by a huge flocks of starlings dancing in the evening sky. Watch as the birds swoop across the sky in mesmerizing patterns and formations.

The real name for this sport is 'Sepak Takraw' but I figured Kung Fu Volleyball made more sense. Anyway, check out the insane skills these guys show while playing volleyball with just their feet.

Prepare for moar chick abuse! It looks like he’s back for an extended drum solo, but this time he’s down-scaled on the drums - But she doesn't look too happy about it, tits or no tits.

Everyone loves puppies, but you probably couldn’t eat a whole one, especially an adorbz Labradoodle puppy. It’s just too much for one person to nom, but it is totes cutez, but not cute enough to warrant a fap, so stop that.

It's nice to know that taxes are being spent on useful stuff like this. America just wouldn't be the same if fat hippies weren't able to get their jollies by subpoenaing a police dog for no apparent reason.

This dude is supposedly the world's top Business Card Throwing Master. They say he never misses so I'll just ignore all the cards on the ground 1:16 into the clip. Still very impressive skill.

Sometimes it's best to know your limits. A fat kid tries to impress his buddies by doing a simple jump over a couple chairs but doesn't notice the light fixture above until he slams his face into it.

I thought parents tried to teach kids NOT to put strange things in their mouths.. WTF???

I'd like to stoke her fire, oh yes, because she may be ember by name, but she's anything but by nature. She has a of body you could dine on for months!