John Is Expanding

I'm not sure if this is an actual weather report that made it to the airwaves or just an awesome spoof that was recorded for the amusement of the staff, but it's brilliant. Sir, I salute you, and your growing john.

They say that every dog has it's day and this is one this lucky mutt will never forget - The rabbit is now doing a victory lap around that dog's large intestine.

An ode to those most wondrous and beautiful things, female funbags! Everybody loves them so much they're worth singing about :)

Nothing shows your girlfriend you're unafraid of commitment like spending all day corralling cockraoches into a heart-shaped candy box.

Even if you are a die-hard Floyd fan i can guarantee you will not be able to supress a smile when you watch this - I don’t quite remember this Pink Floyd track, or Nick Mason’s drumming sounding that avant garde?

BirGirPall gets in his boat and takes to the skies to pwn some newbs from unexpected angles. Campers with a spawn beacon on top of a building? Times to kick their asses from the deck of your badass boat.

He's got a while yet before he becomes the next David Blaine !

Outstanding webcam hottie Wanda lights up your day as she shows off that incredible body of hers in a sexy little plaid outfit.

One minute you're having a great time singing some Frank Sinatra on the karaoke, next a hail of machine gun fire is filling the air. But lets be completely clear, while it's OK to shoot people, it is in no way OK to drink and drive.

Kansas high school students set up this prank so that they'd cheer like their coach made the half court shot even when he missed...no one expected him to actually ...

If a girl is about to kick a ball in your general direction you have two options; duck & cover or mock her by voguing. I'd recommend the former as would this guy, once his nose has stopped bleeding...