Wakeboarding Upstream

If you thought wakeboarding was just for open water, you'd be wrong. These crazy dudes are doing it in rivers with sheer rock banks. Probably not advisable unless you're a wakeboard ninja or don't mind losing skin.

And this is why you shouldn't stand too close to the track during a drift competition, because if you do you may end up getting hurt—although, it was the last clap that created this incident. Never clap more than once.

Sick of party guests gawping at your furry crevice? Want to fill in that unsightly bumcrack with something a little more visually appealing? Well, now you can thanks to new Crack Spackle. Awesome.

If there's one thing that sticks in your memory abour Road House it's that there was a lot of face violence. Faces being kicked, faces being punched. Here's a handy compilation of all of the face punches. Enjoy!

This kids reaction and then explanation after getting shot in the head with two paintball guns at point blank range is hilarious.

Ok, so we lied a bit, it's not strictly parkour, this guy's professional title is actually a Tosser so, close enough. He's a Frenchman who throws cats around in his spare time. Yes, he's a bit of a pussy.

Time for some very cheap water thrills & someone getting VERY wet - LOL

A comedian without any actual jokes is a rare creature. Not only does this guy not have any jokes but he’s agonisingly awkward. Plus a thick Norwegian accent and you’d expect him to be terrible. Somehow though he’s hilarious.

A watermelon gets obliterated against an Amazing Race contestant's face, at which point she must've wondered whether she'd ended up on The Big Bang theory by mistake.

When you are fatter than your friends it becomes your duty to be the butt of all jokes and the make a fool of yourself in almost all situations and this is one of them.

If you're an optimist you see this as half the lockers are still standing. If you're a pessimist, you see this as half an hour she's gotta stay after work to pick them all up.