Instant Frozen Coke

I have no idea how this works but it's amazing. Crack open your fizzy pop, take a swing, put the lid back on, tip it up and back again and VOILA! Instant slushie. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY YOU INGENIOUS MAGICIAN.

This is NOT the best time to act like a ninja - I believe he told them the rent was too damn high and then tried to take matters into his own hands. As a karate expert, he should've known the odds were stacked against him. OUCH!

Clearly, these girls knew what would happen.. but they did it anyway, and that's what makes it funny. - LOL

The Royal twat-fest will soon be upon us and they’ll be Union Jack bunting draping off people’s arse cracks as they sing and dance and make merry like the good loyal subjects they are.

At first I really wanted something bad to happen to him, but then i realised how bad it would be if it did. Just look how fast he is going.

Usually he’s so amiable and kid-friendly with his little black and white cat. And now look at him, he’s turned into an ugly manifestation of his former self, a bitter, twisted, hateful postman.

What do you get if you mix parkour skills, circus skills and a fat dude sitting on the toilet? Awesomeness, that's what. Although it sounds like the perfect recipe for failure the whole really is greater than the sum of it's parts.

A pilot comes in a bit hard for a landing this weekend and overshoots the runway crashing into the beach. Fortunately, both men on board were not seriously injured.

Break open the carbolic soap and get ready to wash this skater-kid's mouth out with soap & water till only words fit for nursery skool come out of it - Where the hell did he learn this stuff?

OMG, those mutant bubbles, they’re attacking those poor children who’re just trying too enjoy a day out at the beach! It’s hideous. HIDEOUS! It’s going to be a massacre!

This kid has gotten into that rebellious rock and roll music a little early! That means by seven he'll be into soft rock, and as a teenager he'll trying to figure out where to buy cassettes of Pat Boone. 'GO BABY GO!'