Battlefield Rap - Dan Bull

Dan Bull brings his lyrical brilliance to yet another video game as he gives Battlefield 3 a rap makeover. He seems to reckon he's pretty badass at FPS games but I reckon I could get his tags pretty easily...

Sometimes a workman blames his tools, sometimes it's the other way around. A rider bails during a mountain bike race and his bike manages ghost ride and continues without him to finish the race.

This mother tries to pee off the side of a speeding boat but leans back to far and crashes into the lake.

If you were wondering what kind of retarded butt goblin would play this steaming pile of motion controlled bullcrap, here's your answer. The Man who made the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs.

In a bold attempt to prove that advertisers have absolutely zero imagination, these guys have decided to sell a drain cleaning agent using sex. If you scrape the bottom of the barrel long enough, it's all you can achieve.

Ashen is a man who likes a deal. Luckily for him he managed to spot something that looked like a deal but upon closer inspection was fodder for merciless mockery. At least karma comes cheap.

Clearly, he has very little going on upstairs. Maybe that's why he was in such a hurry to get downstairs. This may be the most painful fail you've seen in a while.

We all remember that scene from the movie Big where Tom Hanks plays chopsticks on a giant piano. Well, here he re-enacts that classic moment with a little help from actress Sandra Bullock.

Cardboard kills people! I'm not sure exactly what they shoot for bullets, but these handy little cardboard guns should have the airline security guys a bit worried.

Are you a lonely video game enthusiast? Looking to warm up those cold nights, raiding molten core? You need a cute gamer girl. Luckily we have a wide selection for you to chose from. Unluckily for you, they all have facial hair.

In the far east there obviously aren't any FAA laws. A Chinese made rocket is launched within just a few miles of this commercial airliner and is caught on tape by one of the passengers. SCARY!!!