Why CoD Isn't Good

An exhaustive investigation of all the reasons that the Call Of Duty series is a great big pile of shit. He makes some good points and he didn't even get round to talking about the DLC or yearly update nonsense.

Most people enjoy a good burger. This guy Really, REALLY enjoys a good burger. So much so that he has to put his pants in the laundry after he's done eating it, just for good measure. Here's his song.

This guy attempts a long jump into the middle of a fountain but comes up inches short causing a nose-breaking faceplant.

A bank robber in Ohio tries to catch a break by eating the note that he gave a bank teller threatening to shoot her if she didn't hand over some money. Funniest destruction of evidence ever.

This dude flips his quad backwards and it falls directly on his head. Although, he was hurt he obviously couldn't have suffered any brain damage.

Parkour is pretty cool, but they do it a little differently in Egypt. Well, this guy does it a little different in Egypt. Normally I'd feel sympathy for a fail like this, but this douche just broke someone's house.

This fight takes place at the Reggae bar in Koh Phi Phi, Thailand and the reason it looks so all over the place is because it's actually staged, it's like a warm up for the crowd before the main event, but it's still pretty awesome to watch.

As if there weren’t already enough videos of people showing off their acrobatic expertise, here’s another. These two guys are pretty awesome though and have included all their bloopers at the end.

This is a hard one to watch. A couple soccer players race towards the ball and one of them slides into the others leg.

Lego & Star Wars were both synonymous with my childhood, they feed the hopes of children who stick the little bits of plastic together in the hope they’ll be as exciting as they dream. They never are.

He may've been a meth marvel, able to concoct the greatest kind ever seen, but how will he fare against the might of a giant monster? Well, he'll do what he always does, he'll cook. Someone call Jessie.