Matin Nahvi

If you need a hairy man to dance, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Matin Nahvi. Oh, and apparently it'll only cost five bucks as well so it's handy if you're on a budget.

The club's kicking out but you've just bought a wrap of catnip and don't want the night to end? Time to head to the afterparty, do as much catnip as you can handle and yiff it up all night long. Wooooo!

Stuart Lee mocks observational comedy by making humorous observations about a specific observational comedian. If you're a die hard Michael Mcintyre fan, then this probably isn't going to amuse...

What is that swooping through the air like Superman with a rainbow up his ass? It can only be one thing, the supreme majesty of the one cat to rule them all, it's Nyan Cat and he's here to save the internet!

Bruce Almighty was a cinematic abomination. Still at least it wasn't as bad as Jack And Jill. Also, soundbites taken from them can be used to actual comic effect. To prove this, I give you Exhibit A:

This guy has got a honker that makes me want to blow chunks. Not a phrase i thought I'd ever type. Seriously though, if you can watch all of this without a bit of sick creeping up the back of your throat, you're a better man than me.

Something tells me that this might not be exactly as it happened. Whether it's the poorly shooped Doakes head, the unbalanced audio or the actual content of the solution. Who cares though, it still gave me lolz.

Considering I have based quite a lot of my life around the sayings in Die Hard this video was a bit of a let down but at least it reminded me of the great movie.

Looks like she might get some carpet burns after this bit of butt-shaking, but there's no denying she can shake it, as though it were speaking to us like a ventriloquist's dummy!

Yeah, why DO headphones get so tangled? Bloody things. And just what is it with rainbows and all those colours and that? Crazy really, just how do they appear, do leprechauns take a shit or something?

This is probably the happiest you will ever see someone get for breaking their hand.