Moustache On People's Court

It's not easy being this guy. Not only does he desperately need a little emancipation and a few solid hours sleep, but also MOUSTACHE. It's not easy being him, due to large quantities of MOUSTACHE.

There's nothing wrong with a preference for a wealthy European man, but five of them ? Francine here might not have had as many husbands as Elizabeth Taylor but she has hers all at once ! Be honest now, would you hit it ?!

The Oscars aren't going to know what's hit them next year - It's her fighting/action skills that will really impress. By the looks of it she could give Bruce Lee a run for his money, if he were still alive.

I fear a bad case of road rash. Whoever designed this race course is going to be in a lot of trouble in the morning. Can you even imagine crashing with nothing more than lycra to save you.

Quite clearly the best she-nerd song rendition of a poem about Dungeons & Dragons you will see today. Seriously. If you see a better one in the next 24 hours I'll give you my lucky D20 and the underpants I stole from Gary Gygax.

It's a tragedy when they get pwned at such a young age. He had his whole life ahead of him.

Poet of the interwebz Dan Bull sends an open letter to Mr Hamface Cameron in regards his opt-in scheme for internet filth. And regardless what you feel about that, Mr Bull is spot on about toffy Dave.

Could this be the new Street Fighter? It will keep you entertained for a few minutes anyway. When this wiener dog was feeling threatened by an inflatable shark, he showed the pool toy who was boss.

Well? Is it? No. But that doesn't mean that this ... bizarre ... attempt at cinema doesn't raise some interesting questions. Questions that might actually make you sleep better in your bed at night. Be (not) afraid.

Why else would you learn a musical instrument? Why does anybody do anything? To attract the opposite sex, that's why. You may have painful fingers by the end of all that playing around, but it would've been worth it.

Finally nerds will have their comeuppance! In cyberspace, she called me her hero but back in real life she's only ones and zeroes.