The Purity Bear

Two fully grown consenting adults on a dinner date. Should they continue the evening behind closed doors? Not according to the purity bear. Not unless you want depression, failure and all kinds of STDs.

Yeah, she broke the bedpost, but give her a break. Einstein didn't come up with the general theory of relativity on his first try, either. But then he was a genius and not a blonde!

The world's saddest looking dog filmed in slow motion. It doesn't make him look happier or anything, it's just funny to see his flappy bits flapping around to music while he jumps for biscuits.

You think you're all badass with your pet pitbull, but this guy's got an octopus on a dog lead. It's pretty cool, but it's nothing compared to a blue whale in a push chair.

What would the King of Rock and Roll sound like if you took away the chords that made him king? Mario Wienerroither is back with another Musicless Musicvideo, this time filtering out the music from Elvis Presley’s “Blue Suede Shoes.”

Samuel Bemis accidentally hit an eager fan who jumped in front of his car at a recent F1 Japan benefit for victims of the earthquake and tsunamai that hit Japan.

This street performer busts some pretty great dance moves outside Notre Dame cathedral, giving tourists a reason to avoid a boring tour and lecture on gothic architecture.

Tom Guilmette was locked in a Las Vegas hotel room, so what does he do? The only sane thing he can do, he slows down time like Neo. Treating the world like his Matrix bitch.

This is a tragically familiar sight in bars and clubs planetwide. They're drunk, noisy and a pain in everyone's ass. Don't bother speaking to them, they'll just drink your wallet dry and leave with some dude with an eyepatch.

Britain’s shittiest band have a proposal for what will undoubtedly be an amazing film that involves gateways to hell, pubs full of hot birds, No.1 albums and zombies. Who wouldn’t want to invest in a film like that?

I know its bad to laugh but some of these are some funny, they couldn't have gone any more wrong.