Canada's Got Talent

This is John Webster's entry for the last chance auditions for Canada's Got Talent. Apprently voting has now closed, but fingers crossed this guy has won his place. he's got some tidy bike skills.

When what was supposed to be a cringingly awkward dating moment turns into a cringingly nerdy blossoming romance, the commentators struggle to keep up with just what the hell is going on.

Okay so he's not THAT Mr Miyagi, but he's still pretty damn awesome. He's very skilled, has incredible balance and skates in a unique way to boot. Not that fast, but technical and picks awkward spots to skate.

16 months of practice and this 6 year old is pretty damn awesome. I guess being six means Asher Bradshaw here has plenty of free time to sink into his hobby but it's still pretty damn impressive. 'Grats homie.

Who said that Jackass was a male-dominated zone where guys have all the fun? These chicks would beg to differ - WARNING: This might to too close to the bone for some guys - LMAO!

Ron Artest's advice to the bull: 'They'll forget all about this once you get traded to the Lakers and win a championship.'

I wish I could take a trip with a beautiful Italian girl on television. It's corny, but i'd be there to give her the kiss of life, if needed?

Making car noises might sound kinda lame but this guy has spent his life perfecting it. and despite the fact that it's a completely useless talent and he'll probably never get a real job, the judges like it.

If you want to haul a motorbike on top of a bus and you're in the middle of the Indian subcontinent, then you have to be resourceful—and you could say that these people are, ahem, ahead of most people when it come to that.

Looks can be deceiving—because while this old guy might look like he's frail and past his prime, he's as dangerous as anyone in the ring. Just watch him totally beat the crap out of this poor young guy.

It might not look all that safe, and you might get dinked in the back by a massive metal road sign, but who cares? YOLOLOLOL. When you're creating your own quarter mile long home-made water slide, safety is of little concern.