Rockets On Head, Crotch & Toes

Sometimes you can take things waay too far in the pursuit of impressing chicks - His crotch is now officially a fire hazard, which just gives girls a perfectly legitimate reason to avoid it.

This dog knows a catchy tune when he hears one, just look at his reaction when he hears it start up!

Sounds like a no-brainer, right? A dinosaur would kick a todder's ass anyday, but the dinosaur in question is animatronic and rooted to the spot, just to even the playing field a little. Place your bets!

You think you're all badass with your pet pitbull, but this guy's got an octopus on a dog lead. It's pretty cool, but it's nothing compared to a blue whale in a push chair.

Cowboys, dinosaurs in space, mech-warriors, baby angels, Daleks — if this trailer for series seven of Dr. Who doesn’t get you wet, then you need to check your pulse. It looks like it’s going to be an epic season for fans.

Got a fussy pop-star coming over for dinner? Can't risk mixing up the skittles or M&Ms? Get yourself one of these and you'll never have to hand sort a bag of multicolored candies ever again! WOOYAY.

I've no idea where this is but the delivery driver definitely has the right idea. Instead of hiring someone to drag stuff of the back of his truck, he does it all himself, the easy way!

If you're looking for the ultimate in fancy dress, look no further. Cause grown men to poop their pants and cause hapless children to require thousands of dollars in psychotherapy later in life. Genius.

Im guessing this is why home-installed pull up bars have weight restrictions - OMG!

This poor dog takes a whiff of his owner's arm pit and its lights out. The dude even picks the dog up at the end of the clip and can't revive the poor fella.

This looks like one of the greatest films ever made, it's got everything a decent movie should have: girls in bikinis - Who needs a plot or character development when you have hot babes?