Dirtbike Pileup On Horribly Narrow Ridge

We reckon it's over 10, but it's hard to tell just how many bikes are jumbled in the wreckage atop this ridge. The other racers show no sympathy or compassion-- they just want to get by.

We're talking about what the Earth would look like if Xzibit just went to town on it. First step would be adding rings, next step would be putting plasma screens onto everything that stood still long enough. Pimp.

What is it with dogs and fluffy toys? Although having said that, they'd pretty much hump anything they could. It's ALL too much for this pervy pooch & it passes out - WTF!?!

The rest of the day will have hard work keeping up with this level of awesome. The Fresh Prince, Jazzy Jeff, and Carlton Banks come together to bust some tunes like it was 1993.

Those aren't chocolate chips, they're the eyes of small woodland creatures! You know you're in the realms of metal when you see fat losers in face paint. We should gather all metallers up, put them on a Viking long boat & set fire to it.

Now this is news we can totally belive in because it gets delived with 100% truth. Something tells me that the cameraman switched the tapes that we're meant to air on that evenings news broadcast. Genius.

Movie cliches, even those words are a cliche. Any minute now I’m gonna get sucked into a black hole that'll open in my computer keyboard & then I’ll end up in a magical world being ruled by an evil witch.

It's good to know your daughter has a real talent. She learned early on that her options for getting her parents' attention were going to be limited to finding a pole to dance on.

EA's Mass Effect, reimagined by internet animator Harry Partridge as a cheesy 1980's style Saturday morning cartoon. I wonder how all that interspecies homo love would play out in this format?

If you need a refresher on your alphabet but find that Sesame Street's sanitised & utopian feel has you reaching for the sick bags, Fat Awesome are here to help while keeping it street. Wurd!

When these guys saw that shoal of fish all around them they must have known something bad might be about to happen. I bet their shorts were full of something other than water when they got out.