How Pretty A White Woman Is?

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.

It's the little things in life that make you f*%king lose it. Many things can cause it but one of the main culprits is the movie The Village. With it's obvious twist, weak story line and acting it's a definite no no for viewing.

When you're filming you child and he utters his first fully formed word you don't want it to be a word like this. Still it could have been a lot worse. He could have said "Tittysprinkles", "Clungenugget" or even "Bieber"

Proof that it takes real talent to be a good actor - Fair enough, try and get yourself run over to get some money out of an insurance company but it's never going to work in Russia where they all have dash cams.

Someone really needs to make this. It looks pretty damn awesome and I reckon it's well pretty well if it was in one of those Humble Bundles of sold over Steam or something. I'd play the crap out of it.

Paulo Nutini performs his hit song '"New Shoes" on the big screen. Cool song. Cool Shoes. Cool ad.

No one can quite make fun of Lady Gaga like that damn annoying orange! Well, someone had to finally do it.

I'd never let a pro tell me that they're better than me ! Pit your skills against pro extreme sports photographer Nathan Gallagher to win some really great prizes !

If you’re one of those people at school who was never in the cool club and instead had to exist on the fringes of popularity, then maybe you should’ve stolen the popular people’s pets and locked them in your shed. Be afraid.

If you're going to get people to believe in God then get them when they're kids and all the reasoned arguments in the world won't dissuade them from their beliefs. Yay brainwashing!

The shocking news that Vanilla cheated on Shovel Face hit us all hard but it seems that Will Ferrel is taking even harder than most. It's rare to see true love like this so when it goes sour it's like, super sad, yeah?