Today IS A Good Day To Die!

Time to experience AWESOME! A totally kick ass animated music video that follows a day in the life of Craig, the lord of death. The Butter God gives him the list of who's been naughty and who's been nice and he wreaks his wrath!

Always secretly wanted a light gun you could use to permanently blind friends and pets from over a kilometer away? I know! Me too! Well, it looks like it's finally been made. This little badboy is right at the top of my xmas list.

An abandoned, poorly dog, living on a trash pile and covered in mange and parasites, suffering from malnutrition and in a terrible state is rescued, nurtured back to health. *sniff*

Nathan Fielder handcuffs himself to a metal frame and gives himself 90 seconds to escape before a robotic claw pulls down his pants in front of a crowd of children, with a police officer standing by to arrest him.

Admit it. You totally want one of these. Sure, it looks a bit wobbly in the air and has that distict whiff of Blue Peter about it, but it's still a Delorean, it still has lights on it and it still flies. So cool.

Ah yes, “fucking magnets, how do they work?”—a line made famous by Insane Clown Posse’s track Miracles - It’s something to do with energy-related vectors and shit. Just watch the damn video.

This is Mark Visser and here he is big wave riding in a notoriously badass area of beach in Maui, Hawaii. At night, lit up clothes makes him looking like he's surfing in some gladiatorial TRON-style battle inside The Grid.

They don’t do mundane funerals at Dallas’ Golden Gate Funeral Home, no sir. They’ll be no solemnity here, instead it’s party time. So we’re talking disco machines, celebrations & other completely inappropriate craziness.

There’s speculation as to how true that actually is, but at last we now know how it happens and exactly what type of spider climbs into your greedy maw.

That's what you get! You don't ever run on a baseball field especially in Fenway Park. Since the lockout happened Patriots players on the on field security.

If you're into your Blizzard RTS games, then this one ought to raise a bit of interest. It looks like there's some more space themed fun flying your way in the form of the Heart Of The Swarm expansion pack.