Beer Scooter FTW!

Prepare to witness awesome. It's still in the early stages of development but they aren't that difficult to make. You simply attach some wheels and a scooter engine to a crate of beer.

Talk about taking a (very) long shot! Is this the longest goal ever scored? This dude just kicks the hell out of this ball. Look at soccer stepping its game up!

There are many worthy kickstarter funds, but none more worthy of your hard earned cash than this one. Mr. Bozels is hoping to build his own zoo full of cats, dogs and ants. It will be the best zoo EVER.

Once a man turns 42, society no longer has any use for him so he gets shipped off to a care home to live out his years doing, like, whatever, no one gives a fuck.

A skier gets buried alive under 8 feet of snow in Verbier, Switzerland. Luckily, he was able to form a large enough air pocket to stay alive until his buddies dug him out. Still wanna ski when the snow comes?

Soccer players might look like great mincing fairies to more robust athletes, such as ballet dancers or professional rollerbladers, but thats because they don't have the Soccer Sniper to worry about. He's real.

It’s perfectly legitimate to call an emergency meeting of the board to meditate upon the best way to get inside a girl’s pants. That’s what collaborative team work is all about. ‘FAIL’ is not an option here people!

Let this be a lesson to anyone who is living in their car and thinking of adding a fireplace. It's tacky, and nine times out of ten, your car will explode.

Jason Bourne isn't the only one sufferring a bit of amnesia ! Is Johnny X another hunter or hunted ?

This prop malfunction during a rendition of "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" leaves the guy in the pillory facedown on the floor, where it's got to be very difficult to look on the bright side of life.

Turns out success isn't all it's cracked up to be. He'd been trying in private for two years to get his face that close to his junk.