Justin Bieber Shootout ReDUX

It's about fecking time i say! The justin Bieber death sequence gets spiced up with a few celebrity cameos and lots more shots to the lesbi-teen's body. To be honest I could probably watch this forever!

We're talking about what the Earth would look like if Xzibit just went to town on it. First step would be adding rings, next step would be putting plasma screens onto everything that stood still long enough. Pimp.

4 wheels good, 2 wheels VERY bad indeed! Another motorcycle showoff graciously tests the strength of some metal barriers with the front of his bike. What a waste of a fine machine!

Claiming it to be a “game changer”, Clarkson test drives McLaren’s computerized robo-car and his mind is sufficiently blown by how incredibly amazingly awesome-saucely the car is to drive.

Yes, you could feel bad for this kid being pulled from the swing, but it's the swing that's developed a debilitating fear of kids. It may never swing again.

A driver briefly falls asleep at the wheel while he passes through a busy intersection. At least he will be totally unaware of the possible horrors that might have occured - OMG!

Brilliant scene from The Wire where McNulty & Bunk use just one swear word to converse - F#CK!!!

Lets face it, there are way more than just eleven reasons why it's great being just us - We were going to make "11 Reasons it's Great Being a Girl" but we couldn't think of any.

We reckon it's over 10, but it's hard to tell just how many bikes are jumbled in the wreckage atop this ridge. The other racers show no sympathy or compassion-- they just want to get by.

Sometimes the age gap really sucks. These old guys can probably dance better than you. So don't bother watching this and throw yourself off the highest thing you can find instead.

You’d think riding a scooter would be pretty easy, just jump on the thing, turn the engine on and off you go. But as with most things in life, it’s rarely ever that simple—well not for these idiots anyway.