Thief Shoots Himself In The Nuts!

A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business. If he did have the balls to attempt a bank heist, he doesn't anymore - OUCH!

We’re all familiar with Hogwarts, the school for wizards that educated a certain Harry Potter. But were you aware of its origin? Here, for the first time, is revealed the untold story.

Marching bands are a staple of every school, but as incredible as they can be they can also be full of fail, so here's a compilation of those moments when a marching band becomes a marching fail.

This guy is big and scary. One of his moobs weighs more than my entire family, but that doesn't mean he'd be impossible to beat. The most important rule of boxing is to keep your guard up. Unless you're Muhammad Ali...

A home video of an Easter celebration catches the 7.2 magnitude earthquake from Baja California that shook homes across the southwest last Sunday. Absolutely perfect timing and, thankfully, no one was hurt!

A bit of cold weather isnt going to stop these babes from a bit of outdoor fun. I bet their nipples are like bullets made of diamonds.

It's about fecking time i say! The justin Bieber death sequence gets spiced up with a few celebrity cameos and lots more shots to the lesbi-teen's body. To be honest I could probably watch this forever!

How nerdgasmic is this? This pretty lady's name is Kohl Black and this Vulcan beauty is going through Pon Farr, which basically means she's in heat. But who cares? Well, WE DO!! She's hawt and she's keen on ritual disrobing. Win.

Is this crap seriously for real? I would show that chick a slightly more imaginative us for the comfort wipe if she bends over. Man they are right though i get so grossed out by wiping my ass.

That's actually just how inversion tables work. They were created to make you look stupid no matter how you use them.

Skyrim might be an awesome video game, but until now it didn't feature Macho Man Randy Savage. Now that it does it can finally take it's place among the video game all time greats. Macho Man, we salute you.