The Invisible Curb Of FAIL!

It must have been built by the devil himself for his own private pleasure because to the naked eye it's all but invisible. Laying in wait for it next victim to walk by. And that's when it strikes.

New Mexico's gubernatorial candidate Diane Denish accuses her opponent Susana Martinez of giving big, fat boners, but everyone knows she has been against big, fat boners her whole career.

You wanna draw great butts? Big butts, skinny butts, butts with big hips or with big thighs. Then let Karl Gude be your tutor. He's definitely not high.

Gun safety was just as important in the old days as it is today, as this lady's failed firing attempt demonstrates.

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.

Dora the Explorer has upped her game and is no longer the cute backpack-wearing character your child grew to love. Now she’s turned into a hard ass ninja who likes nothing more than kicking the crap out of bad guys.

Proof that playing 8 ball solo is seriously dangerous - This dude slams his head so hard against a pool table that it knocks him out cold and nobody cares. Seriously sad and painful :(

You may’ve been aware of a certain Felix Baumgartner hurtling through the air really, really fast. But forget about his feats, because they pale in comparison to a LEGO man doing a stratos jump. Just don’t call fake.

They’ve hit a great formula here, this video has a British guy in glasses, cats, slow motion, guns, explosions, stupid jokes, and a surprise plot twist, all the correct ingredients for a delicious Internet video.

Now hula hooping might sound a bit sissy, but this is way more macho. It's hula hooping mixed with ballet. Wait, that still sounds lame. I'm probably just not describing it right. Just watch it. It's cool.

Japanese competitive eater Kobayashi takes on a tiny hamster to see who can eat the most hotdogs, and you'll be surprised as to who comes out victorious when the battle for food supremacy is over.