Self Inflicted Face Plant

This dude stands on the edge of a box and falls forwards, slamming his face on the edge of a metal chair. You kinda want to know what was going through his head, or maybe not? You get what you pay for - FAIL!

He’s taken his sweet time but Sacha Baron Cohen has finally come up with a new character, and it’s climate sceptic Lord Christopher Monckton. Hooray! Or is it? All is not quite what it seems?

This poor dude gets dropped with a direct hit to the balls. Now I know this hurts but I am not sure I could ever be in enough pain that it would be ok for my trainer to massage it to make it feel better.

Thank GOD thay have stopped manufacturing these demons of the road - Definitely doesn't help quell the stereotype that all Hummer drivers are jerks. Pretty good odds the driver is wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt.

There's no denying fireworks can be fun, but there's no denying they can be dangerous too. Don't try this at home. Or anyone else's home.

Sam Jackson is THE MAN. If you need any more proof of this fact then I would like to draw your attention to exhibit A. He kills a whole bunch of unarmed civilians to the theme song from Team America. This happened last week. FACT.

Kids harassing you about getting a puppy? Then maybe you should give into them—why? Because this video is why. Dogs are so much better than humans, because they’ll give you unconditional love, no questions.

They go around, with stomach and headaches moaning about how much pain they’re in. Pah! It’s pathetic, if only they knew the suffering that a man has to go through every time he gets a common cold. Now there’s pain.

Cats Are dicks. They can be as cute and cuddly as you like but deep down they're all dicks. I bet this guy has never woken his cat up for no reason other than being a little bit bored and lonely...

Clearly, he has very little going on upstairs. Maybe that's why he was in such a hurry to get downstairs. This may be the most painful fail you've seen in a while.

I love it when you get two for the price of one! Looks like the guy who gets owned first SO impressed the other dude that he decided to pay homage to his failage by mimicing his aborted BMX stunt failure - Pain is GREAT!