Arnie F-cked The Maid: The Musical

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

Soccer players get a lot of crap, deservedly, for faking injuries to add time to the game. This is not one of those fake injuries.

I can't tell whether her arm broke or if it was just dislocated but I do know that arms aren't suppose to bend that way. I guess those are the 'breaks'? Why is that guy in the background laughing?

Roses are red, violets are blue...if I were the hot babe walking into this bedroom, I'd be surprised too!

Thank GOD thay have stopped manufacturing these demons of the road - Definitely doesn't help quell the stereotype that all Hummer drivers are jerks. Pretty good odds the driver is wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt.

I'm sure a lot of you seen the first guy shooting in this video before, but here is a complete collection of test footage of these guys basically breaking their shoulders with this insane gun

If you thought the swordplay (or lightsaberplay) from Star Wars Episode 1 was pretty good, time to think again. Even with all his posturing and double bladed lightsaber, Darth Maul is a totaly pansy.

It FINALLY happend. But! The only thing missing from this video is a headshot. Other than that you get to watch the baby-faced clam jouster getting shot up like many of you have no doubt dreamt of. Next target : Miley Cyrus.

Behold, the annual Undie Run, a tradition of college campuses up and down the USA. The only event you actually dress ‘down’ to appear in. Everyone is invited, you just need to show up in your undies and run.

This ubermensch hits pitchbacks like he's playing a video game. Why? Because he's an unearthly talented baseball BOSS, maybe? Or he's unearthly talented at After Effects, but no one could hit like this. Not even Kenny Powers.

In the middle of this golfer's swing his buddy tosses a ball at him and he manages to hit it perfectly down the driving range. Just a shame he can't do the same with the one he's supposed to be driving!