Pole Vault Across River Goes Bad

This guy's attempt to leap across a river using a tree branch ended disastrously, but he's lucky. The water should wash those grass stains right out.

This is Mark Visser and here he is big wave riding in a notoriously badass area of beach in Maui, Hawaii. At night, lit up clothes makes him looking like he's surfing in some gladiatorial TRON-style battle inside The Grid.

Kids plus pets equals cute overload—you could use videos of the two together as a weapon in war to placate your enemies. if you think your heart can take it, cast your eyes over the adorable adorebleness of babies and pets.

A Saturday Night Live clip, possible the best of 2011, where they lampoon the incomprehensible films from the likes of Guy Ritchie. It's hard to believe that the people who invented the language use it like this...

He might have lame skillz spinning the tray on his finger like a basketball, but his dunk-shot is amazing! Unlike the customers waiting for their food out front, you just got served!

When it's time to learn the backflip, just hope you are of Russian descent. He's mastered the basics and the next step is to get upside down. Thats when it all starts to go FAIL...But WAIT!?

MMA fighter Akihiro Gono feels the agony of de-feet after a swift kick from Dan Hornbuckle.

Until this point lie detectors have never been 100%. This one is never caught out and doesn't even require you to be liberally coated in electrodes. Great little comedy skit with a dark sense of humor.

Now this is one news report i reckon the reporter will NOT be putting on his showreel. Please insert your own horribly inappropriate wet beaver joke here - I thank God every day for live TV - LMAO!

Sony have created an audiovisual journey that uses 3-Dimensional binaural sound to immerse the viewer in the experience of rock stardom, putting you backstage before a gig so you can live the dream.

Meeting members of the opposite sex shouldn't be as difficult as this, that is if you still want them to be alive when you introduce yourself. Next time be a man and just buy her a drink like the rest of us.