Creme Eggs Get Terminated

And this time they won't come back and try to kill you as a child! Some scientific brains at the University of Nottingham in the UK put some Cadbury's Creme Eggs through some awesome experiments.

If you haven't seen the Dark Knight Rises and don't want it totally spoiled for you, then look away now. This is an animated synopsis of everything that happens, without any of the filler or the silly affected voices.

I have NO idea why watching other dudes get their family jewels destroyed is just so mesmerizing? I have a feeling that as long as it's not happening to you and someone else instead is SUCH a relief!?

Stacking it and planting yourself firmly on your face sucks. The only thing that can make this painful humiliation any worse is the addition of a mouthful of sand to the equation. Unlucky, guys.

Somebody call up Cirque de Soleil...we have the headliner for their next tour right here.

it's never a good idea to try and combine 2 potentially dangerous sports - Ouch!

This dude loses his grip on a lat machine bar and it slams up into his chin breaking three of his teeth.

Remember the winter, you know, when it gets cold & stuff. This is a demonstration of something interesting you can do when it's too cold to do anything fun outside. Freeze a bubble. Then go back indoors.

Anything goes in Vegas everyone knows that, so it's hardly surprising that these guys on the strip are willing to pay normal girls to dance round them. i wonder if it works?

Inspired by the One Girl, 14 Genres video this guy decided to do his own take on it by singing in 14 different voices from Bruno Mars to Adam Levine and he's pretty freakin' spot on.

If the Dollar Menu just ain't swag enough, there are alternatives. Namely lobster nuggets dunked in curry sauce and wagyu steak burgers all washed down with mouthfuls of Cristal straight from the bottle.