Trampoline Jump Out Window = FAIL!

This dumb kid jumps out a second story window bounces off a trampoline and finally faceplants at his mother's feet. She must be SO proud of her son for showing his untapped genius off to her!?

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Whether it's a train dodge or a train duck, this is an incredibly stupid.

When you can't handle a motorcycle, you get a scooter. If you still can't handle the scooter, better go back to your tricycle. This guy needs to walk!

This is why, when out and messing around with machines you know nothing about, it's very important that you read the sign -- and understand it -- before sticking your finger in any cavity. This guy is paying the price.

So apparently Lindsay Lohan likes conducting coitus, now that is news. And it seems she likes to have sex with both sexes, so that’s another shocking bit of news for us all as well. Tell us something we don't know!

Icons of Star Trek and Star Wars recently took to the internet arguing that their franchise reigned supreme. George Takei–the only actor who has worked in both–stepped in to broker the peace by identifying a mutual threat.

it showcases Looters Anonymous, gang members from London town who chanced upon some goods during the UK riots, just sitting their in a smashed shop front asking to be taken.

I don't think this cop understands that a hit and run doesn't require you to start running and try to apprehend the criminal. On the plus side, it's nice to see London has started deploying its fleet of T-2000s.

Luckily, nobody was killed in this accident after the white truck completely blew a red light slamming into the cross traffic.

Ducklings are posiibly nature's cutest and most adorable creation. The wheels on a juggernaut are nature's most uncaring creation. Will the two meet or will this video have a happy ending? Place your bets now!