Epic Boat FAILS!

Some of these are crappy little dinghies and no one really cares about them, but some are huge ocean liners crashing into each other, which are totally jaw dropping.

There's awesome....and then there's AWESOME! How bad would you want one of these in your back yard? This has to be the most patriotic machine gun of all, except, i guess, as long as we forget all those bald eagles it killed :(

Most people saw the Fat Guy vs Big Sign and thought, 'what a moron!'. However, it seems this guy watched it and thought, 'what a great idea'. There's no accounting for intelligence!

Have you ever fallen asleep in class and woken up with something of yours missing? Well don't be fooled because it could all be a big plan for the teacher to cop a feel ! God damn teachers !!!

When you keep your pet in a jar all day, you have to get it some exercise somehow. Lets just hope the lazer doesn't mutate it into a giant bug that eats you!

Time to take a lesson in history, this is exactly how the cold war started you know. They are all like this. The crazy cold weather bastards. Still, it's better to laugh at your enemy then fear him!

Express face-to-bumper shipping is free of charge with this guy's company. It's a fail he won't forget for a long time!

Time for an injection of adrenaline straight into your frontal-cortex. Throw those hands in the air, start making some shapes, gurn your face into a contorted grimace & then get back to work.

The Tigers are now 1 and 0 against the Associated Press. Proof that being a mascot can be fun!

I'd like to stoke her fire, oh yes, because she may be ember by name, but she's anything but by nature. She has a of body you could dine on for months!

Ever thought that they should introduce tazers to professional sporting events? Yeah, me too. Well, these crazy masochists have done just that and they call the resultant insanity Tazerball. Don't try this at home, kids.