Car Gives The Ultimate Wedgie

This is the kind of wedgie Wile E. Coyote would create. This may be the first time a speeding car has left skidmarks in a pair of Hanes.

Jumping into a pool that has a thin layer of ice over the top is a testicle shrinking prospect. It still beats the idea of jumping into a pool that consists of nothing but ice though. Epic buttock bruise inbound.

This dude has the patience and hand-eye coordination of a god and the world record for traversing two ball bearings through a wooden maze. Unfortunately, neither of these carry and monetary value. Still cool though.

You might not be able to teach an old dog new tricks but this doesn't apply to cats. Kaiser is great with my rats, enjoys going on walks, playing in the bath tub and he thrives on doing tricks!

They're so humongous they have their own gravitational field! You get too near them and whoosh!! You'll be sucked right in there.

Remix of the classic "Will do it live, F*ck it' rant.

We all like to start our day with a nice hot coffee, but this 29 seconds of video is an even better way to start the morning, because it turns something entirely mundane into something completely epic.

Watching snow fall off the roof is the Russian equivalent of watching the paint dry here in the States. But in defense of our western friends this is pretty damn cool!

I didn't even know that "Skimboarding" was a thing until I saw this video. Apparently it is and it's pretty badass. It's a lot like surfing though, if you're good you can surf a wave and not even get wet!

I've not met many Australians but I think it's fair to say that it's highly plausible that every last one of them is exactly like this guy. Cosmic tuning forks, laser beams and weird noises. What a guy.

There's nothing more satisfying than watching some douchenozzle in an overpriced sports car crashing it into a ditch. It's like watching a cat being clumsy or seeing an investment banker get kicked in the balls. Satisfaction.