Two Lions Cuddle Guy

When two lions want to cuddle you, you don't question it. You just relax, take their lead, and go with it. Oh, and you also think desperately about when it was they last had some food?

Formula One cars are so advanced that you can even get a tune out of the engine. I have no idea how they do this but to be honest I don't think it'll become a popular musical instrument anytime soon.

Going around an airport and “crashing” people’s calls by answering the conversations they’re having - a good way to deal with people who like talking way too loudly on their phones.

She went from 23 to 73 in no time at all, which means there were probably a couple of hours where she was a really hot cougar. Surprisingly this was the result of a medical condition and not an unhappy marriage.

A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business. If he did have the balls to attempt a bank heist, he doesn't anymore - OUCH!

Finally! A tutorial on how to correctly enunciate the line “EA Sports” using the appropriate inflection and tone - it’s pretty random and it may not actually be the guy that voices the line for EA but it still made me laugh pretty damn hard.

Well this game looks totally insane. A man sits atop a pole while a bunch of other men brawl below him. Makes very little sense and looks like lots of people could get seriously hurt.

We reckon it's over 10, but it's hard to tell just how many bikes are jumbled in the wreckage atop this ridge. The other racers show no sympathy or compassion-- they just want to get by.

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

Richie Castellano recently had the honor of meeting and performing for Roger Taylor, the drummer for Queen. To commemorate this experience, he decided to record this split screen video of his favorite song of all time!

Many have tried and failed. Carlton has gone down in TV history for busting this sweet dance out. But he never did it stood on top of a M1068 in full gear, while MLRS rockets fly about behind him