ULTIMATE Bottle Opener

Fed up with your buddies opening a brew with their teeth, armpits, butt-holes? Fear not because now you can walk like a man, a very macho man and out-do them. Now i ask you, is there anything more manly?

A nutshot so painful that I'm afraid to watch it twice for fear of becoming sterile. For this dude life will never be the same again - OUCH!

Great Scott! It's not every day you see something this awesome, so savour it. Roads? Where he's going he doesn't need 'Roads'. For once at least nobody will ask him why he's wearing a life preserver...

This little kid tries to hang on the rim but ends up pulling the backboard off the garage and slamming it onto himself. It's a hard way to learn a lesson - LMAO!

The Super Mario Bros theme is one of the most recognizable pieces of game music ever recorded. Here it is, played on wine glasses (water glasses) and a frying pan and it's nearly as good as the original.

Halloween's a coming and if you're in redneck country, you don't bother with the tedious method of getting a knife and scooping out the insides before slicing through the skin - Pah! Instead you take your gun and you shoot it.

Why does this guy keep brushing his teeth? He should've never opened his big mouth in the first place...

The holy trinity combined into a single video. This has the potential to be the most viral video that the internet has ever seen. It's got cats, cleavage and a dude vomming rainbows. What more could you possibly want?

This is part of NYC's ongoing effort to annoy more people more of the time. Now, instead of traveling to a city office to have your day ruined, you can wake up to the sounds of your car being destroyed.

I've only seen one guy using these before and he wasn't doing it all live, some was pre-programmed. This guy's autism levels are obviously over 9000 as the ability to do things like this doesn't come naturally to most...

What if a black widow was a friendly, nice spider, that helped you along your journey on earth? Well then, I guess Black Widow would be a happy bluegrass song. The Gregory Brothers find out.