Pole Dance Fail

Yeah, she broke the bedpost, but give her a break. Einstein didn't come up with the general theory of relativity on his first try, either. But then he was a genius and not a blonde!

To his credit, he did hit his target. And that's what he'll be whining for the rest of the day as his friends laugh at him for smacking himself in the face with the shotgun.

Adam Buxton lip syncs to the Gwen Steffani track in this literal adaptation of the music video. In case you weren't aware, Hollaback Girl is all about a girl who befriend a piece of her own poo that waves pom-poms. WTF?

Apparently this gathering of overpriced luxury automobiles has broken a world record. I'm not sure exactly which one. Maybe the record the the largest number of teeny tiny penises ever gathered in one place?

Justin Bieber arrives in New Zealand this November, which is bad luck for New Zealanders but help is at hand. In the greatest contest ever held, you could win tickets out of the country and away from the Belieber circus.

This will seriously leave you wondering what happened to this poor dude - Somehow i don't think the outcome will have been a good one - OMG!

This guy really doesn't like trees. Thankfully he's found a way to express himself that hurts no-one and helps him work out his frustrations. He shoulder barges trees until they fall over. Must be related to Chuck Norris.

Now who'd be a better storyteller to read to children at bedtime than Samuel L “muthafunking” Jackson? He could teach those kids a few pointers to the finer parts of the English language, where the f-bomb is featured prominently.

Hundreds of spectators crashed to the ground during a car race at the Quatro Pontes stadium in Brazil. Rows A through M ended up being the nosebleed section.

The Tigers are now 1 and 0 against the Associated Press. Proof that being a mascot can be fun!

"Officer, clearly I have no problem with driving. Pulling over on the other hand is really difficult."