Roman Candle Duel Headshot

Take twenty paces, turn, and... FIRE! My FACE is on FIRE! They might as well be using guns to be honest.

Alex Ferguson might have a reputation that precedes him, but he is still the big man at the top !

A compilation of some of the most incredibly awesome videos that are on the web. From sporting achievements to people pushing the limits of human endeavour. Also, there is probably some parkour in here somewhere.

Who better than Brett Domino to teach you how to write a hit pop track. So listen intently as he bassoons like a mofo and plays his original pop song, the Jennifer Lawrence-inspired ‘Sexy When You Do That’.

You might hate where you live, but thank god you are not residing in this unholy room. If you're a Japanophile then you might understand this and get some sort of deeper meaning from it. For the rest of us - W-T-F!?

If you're a lazy b#stard who wants a segway but doesn't want to be THAT guy, then you can always buy yourself one of these. For a brief second you could fool someone into thinking you're almost cool. Possibly.

Having zero idea what's happening is technically both, 'fair,' and, 'balanced.'

It's always amused me what people think about when they train at the gym, after all, it's just repetitive exercise that does not require much thought - In this guys case i reckon he's training to become a dolphin - WTF!?!

A Saturday Night Live clip, possible the best of 2011, where they lampoon the incomprehensible films from the likes of Guy Ritchie. It's hard to believe that the people who invented the language use it like this...

A cat attempts a 4 foot jump off a table to a railing and comes up about 3 1/2 feet short.

This chick nails her husband with a large pan in the back of the head after she dares him to chug a beer. It proves the old adage that you can drink yourself to death!