Bottle Rocket Face FAIL!

It's clear from this video that Europe is much more progressive than our friends over in America. They require their idiots to wear uniforms to identify themselves in public - It's almost an art form!

With a Watchmen spinoff already underway despite the objections of Watchmen creator Alan Moore and the co-creator of The Avengers not getting a dime from the Avengers movie, these shenanigans aren't as unlikely as you might think.

Funny how nobody at the wedding seems surprised that half way through the ceremony the best man had to toss a drunk across the park.

A kid captures a husband and wife crashing their personal helicopter in Tacoma, Washington over the weekend. Fortunately, both survived the accident with only minor injuries.

This is just about the perfect girl you could ever hope to meet in your dreams - She's cute, considerate & consenting to anything that is on your mind!

The trouble with kids is they want everything NOW, even if it isn't ready. Little girl is too excited to wait for water to get on the slip-n-slide before she gives it a try.

A short from The Whitest Kids U Know - A shark threatens to shatter a peaceful community and action needs to be taken fast. Only one man seems to know what to do, but who cares about that, look behind him!

I have no idea how this works but it's amazing. Crack open your fizzy pop, take a swing, put the lid back on, tip it up and back again and VOILA! Instant slushie. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY YOU INGENIOUS MAGICIAN.

It seems the iPad is the musical instrument du jour for the discerning pop star about town. And playing live? Forget using a stage, that was so 1998. Now it's all about an impromptu gig at your local mobile phone retailer.

Remember kids, in soviet Russia kite flies you. All you need to get some serious air on a lake is a rather large pool inflatable and a friend with a jet-ski, the rest, as they say, is down to the size of your balls.

If you thought that every last drop of delicious lulz had been squeezed from the World's Greatest Cry man, then prepare to be surprised. Sometimes all it takes is one simple idea to turn a tired old meme into fresh lulz.