The Heinz Au'tomato' Machine

I love technology, important discoveries in science making the world a better place & humanity benefiting from the outcome & thanks to advances in robotics, squeezing out your own sauce will soon be a thing of the past.

It's the scoop of a lifetime - Wouldn't any male reporter love to cover a breaking story on hawt girls in bikinis? It's breaking news for sure, but it depends on what's being broken. OUCH!

Ping-Pong. Not a game to be taken lightly. Unless you're as much of a badass as this guy. not only does he return the shot and win the point but he doesn't even bother to watch it. So freaking cool.

It's totally insane how scared this couple get riding an amusement park ride, it doesn't even look scary - I'm low on sympathy and also not sure which two of these people are more annoying?

And he'll do just about anything to ensure that you do. He'd prefer you vote for Obama, but the really important thing is there you get in there and vote. I'm going to vote for Ron Paul, whether he's running or not.

Jerry Springer was possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to television. Sure a lot of it was staged and totally fake, but that doesn't stop it from being hilariously awesome. JER-RY, JER-RY, JER-RY!

Possibly the most daring, death defying stunt you will ever see. This brave soul put his life in his hands as he sits atop a speeding sledge aimed straight for not one, not two but three firey rings. God speed.

This is one of those things where if you make it all the way to the end the phrase double oh will seem strange and alien to you and you’ll never be able to watch a Bond movie again. You’re welcome.

You might have thought that Gangnam Style wasn't funny anymore, and for the most part it isn't. This piece of gangnam style news reporting may just be it's last amusing death-rattle. Goodnight sweet meme.

A huge pop-up artwork magically appeared in the centre of Cape Town, so naturally people went to investigate—but once inside this mysterious structure they weren't quite prepared for what happened next.

It wasn't like this when I was a kid. These guys have perfected their art and fitted all the cars with warp drives to make them go just short of the speed of light. In a race like this though, there are no winners...