Guy Cant Stop Hitting Himself

Behold the Wimp-O-Matic 3000! It would have been the most wanted Xmas toy of 2010, if it actually existed - It's just like poetry in motion, you wind this kid up, and he bullies himself!

Britain’s shittiest band have a proposal for what will undoubtedly be an amazing film that involves gateways to hell, pubs full of hot birds, No.1 albums and zombies. Who wouldn’t want to invest in a film like that?

It’s one of the greatest action movies of all time, but just how many dollars worth of chaos did they cause —saving humankind is actually very destructive.

Proof that chicks dig Star Wars too - These cute girls feel the force for sure.. - UBER-COOL

Sometimes you take what you can get after a late night of carousing, but that dog is going to have a hard time explaining this to his buddies at the kennel club.

Sometimes you just get carried away by the event & excitement. This weird shanty house went from 'float' to 'crush' pretty quickly. I'm guessing that it wasn't scheduled in the parade activities - OUCH!

Poor unsuspecting New Yorkers were recently terrified by an animatronic remote-controlled baby that was on the rampage around the city - when people when to check on it, that’s when it pounced.

This guy should win some kind of award for being the creepiest No.1 fan of any popstar ever. If Miley Cyrus comes across this video when she’s Chinese-eyed after one too many bongs she’s going to be freaked.

If you like your Parkour to come with flaming jogging bottoms and seemingly impossible jumps made by guys with balls the size of asteroids then you might be partial to the antics unveiled in this here video.

Sometimes you hit the rail...and sometimes the rail hits you, HARD! This inline skater proved he wasn't a wimp, but he left the door open on 'wuss.'

Now these are some healthy cats, able to climb like arachnids. Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does. You know the song, now meet the cats. So, here come the spider caaaats!