X-Factor Judge Farts On Live TV

X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole farted during the live broadcast of the British talent show, "X-Factor." I will admit it sounded genteel, refined, and simply better than American farts.

When you watch this in slow motion it's surprising how much this kids face compresses when the ball slams into it.

In case you want to impress your friends or just seem like you're a bit better than everybody else, watch this video and learn the fancier way to talk about everyday objects—it's a surefire guarantee to annoy the crap out of people.

A Jamaican kid shows how to do things the old fashioned way in this vid, by using his creative imagination to build a toy bike from two lighters—now someone just needs to turn it into a video game and it'll be much cooler.

We've all been to Luzaville at some point in our lives -- it's 5am the narcotics you ingested are now a distant memory of stomach pains and spangled lips. All that's left is to board the night bus and drink yourself into oblivion.

This guy just bought a brand new jet ski and within the first minute of putting it out on the water he slams into a pier injuring himself and busting up his new toy.

In case women can't find a willing man to do this for them, which I'm finding very unlikely considering how desperate the male population of earth is for a bit of action, then you can always buy this electronic device.

Yes, you could feel bad for this kid being pulled from the swing, but it's the swing that's developed a debilitating fear of kids. It may never swing again.

If you were wondering what Seinfeld would have been like if it had been allowed to run past the point where it was still funny, I give you exibit A. A dead horse being flogged mercilessly. Still, I'll probably watch anyway.

Social networking, Amazon, YouTube, FourSquare, all the usual suspects are here, relating the story of Jesus’s birth through the medium of intertubes.

This is without doubt the most eighties thing you have ever seen. It's 80% more eighties than anything that was created in the 1980s. If this was even one iota more eighties it would cause the universe to collapse in on itself. Fact.