Guy Crashes Car Twice During Parking Stop

"Officer, clearly I have no problem with driving. Pulling over on the other hand is really difficult."

One of the best compilations of fails, owns, falls, crashes, and just plain 'oops' moments. - LOL

The lip pump is a device that any of you girls should feel free to use in your attempt at an Angelina Jolie... I mean Lisa Rinna... I mean that weird plastic surgery Cat Lady costume this Halloween.

Call of duty is a little different in Russia. If you thought that the ballistic knife was an unusual weapon, you ain't seen nothing yet! After a skinful of vodka these two gents are going to duel with jackhammers!

So if you were thinking it was gonna be another day of you surfing the web and filling your mind with useful info, think again! Today is the day to learn (unlearn?) yourself some wordz!

Well, this guy's got some balls.. and a good story to tell! - LOL

If you've ever wondered about the genesis of the infamous D'oh, here's the voice of Homer to explain it all. If you thought it was original, I have some bad news for you; it was borrowed from Laurel and Hardy!

If Christian Bale and Kristin Belle ever make a movie together THIS will be the only thing going round in my head while I watch the trailer. Here's hoping she gets cast in the next Batman film...

A bit of cold weather isnt going to stop these babes from a bit of outdoor fun. I bet their nipples are like bullets made of diamonds.

A truly momentous occasion that, really, warrants an international holiday. So we could all be at home getting handjobs; men and women, all creeds and colours, rich and poor, tall and short, ugly and beautiful.

This is the video where a kid became a Christmas myth in this town. Now, Christmas means Santa Claus coming down your chimney and this guy jumping on your Christmas Tree.