Kids + Firecrackers = WIN!

I know, definitely not the best combination of elements on the planet, but the pay-off is pretty impressive. These kids nearly send a pot into orbit with this little firecracker.

This dude made a wish "to get lucky tonight." He probably should've been more specific. This free throw has to be seen to be believed.

There’s…something on the wing! No, it’s not a gremlin this time, it’s just a 250 lb. guy jumping on it and trying to tip us over.

Matt Romney has a real good sense of humor. The day before the Michigan primary he decides to call his stressed out father with an Arnie soundboard and generate some sponteneous lolz.

Etch A Sketch is hard. Now imagine drawing things from Star Wars: R2-D2, C-3PO, the Millennium Falcon, and Chewbacca. Here's a recap of Star Wars in case you don't remember the movie.

This guy really doesn't like trees. Thankfully he's found a way to express himself that hurts no-one and helps him work out his frustrations. He shoulder barges trees until they fall over. Must be related to Chuck Norris.

He'll make headlines wherever he goes with this freaky costume. This is your last little bit of Halloween for the year.

Nobody likes a traffic warden, not even their parents or respective partners. They're like gingers, but gingers with authoritah. That's why it's so satisfying to watch one getting firmly put in his place.

Even God is marvelling at this, slack-jawed and wide-eyed, he knows his time is up. He's hanging up his superbeing coat made from soul dust and he's relenting to the quantum world. Do you know what this means? Hoverboards.

In the pursuit of the perfect cocktail this dude produces something very close...a 'cock-up'. This bartender was on a roll until the bottle slips out of his hand and takes out the cameraman.

He sports a mullet and whistles. It's what he does. This man deserves a medal for his services to the cause of awesomeness. I bet he even knows a little karate and is half pirate on his dad's side. Awesome.