Governor Accuses Opponent Of Giving Boners

New Mexico's gubernatorial candidate Diane Denish accuses her opponent Susana Martinez of giving big, fat boners, but everyone knows she has been against big, fat boners her whole career.

I love technology, important discoveries in science making the world a better place & humanity benefiting from the outcome & thanks to advances in robotics, squeezing out your own sauce will soon be a thing of the past.

Finally it's here, a fitness video that combines exercise and racism. So sign up today and get chased by a black man when you least expect it. You'll be fit in no time! Hawt & AWESOME!

Want to know what the most beautiful sound you will ever hear is? Tough. This guy knows what it is and he's not telling. If there is a more awesome, insightful interview in existence, I haven't seen it. This is incredible.

Flippycat brings his domino dominion to the world of fine art as he attempts to recreate Vincent Van Gough's Starry Night using tiny pieces of coloured plastic. It's a pretty damn good likeness, even after they've all fallen over.

It kinda looks like the local mid Michigan ABC 12 news reporter had 'other' things on her mind when whe ended up drawing an obvious penis on the screen while describing a construction zone. Gotta love live TV.

If you're looking for the greatest Katy Perry cover ever you've come to the wrong place. Mind you, if you're surfing the internet looking for Katy Perry cover songs then you probably deserve this.

So the unofficial mascot of heinous perversion has finally hit the mainstream and people are taking it VERY seriously. Perhaps a little too seriously. I think these people should get out a bit more...

This is what happens when you don't listen to what your parents tell you.. lol

The reason why those beloved mythical creatures and internet favorite, unicorns, are no longer with us are explored in this funny French commercial for cable channel Canal+. It was all Noah's fault.

The Force is strong in this one. Choose his pants wisely, he must learn, or Jedi he will not become ! Even the Dark Side has standards it wont stoop below !