Prisoner Dives Into Toilet

Technique is everything when you want to do something perfectly. OK, the approach was just about perfect, and the flight was pretty spectacular, but that was a crappy landing with a poor entry. Too much splash.

Never work with children or animals, wise words indeed! Clearly, the horse just outsmarted him on this one, lulling him into thinking he was safe to leave his saddle.

A Jamaican kid shows how to do things the old fashioned way in this vid, by using his creative imagination to build a toy bike from two lighters—now someone just needs to turn it into a video game and it'll be much cooler.

It’s good to know that if you’re ever in the company of Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig and Chris O’Dowd they know how to catch an annoying fly. And not just catch it either, but eat it too. WTF!?!

Most guys are going to be able to get behind the message of this march, the ability for women to wear what ever skimpy clothes they want. If they want to expose their Munchkin's purse by not wearing any underwear, so be it.

It seems that the days of unlimited chicks dancing alone in their bedroom is coming to an end. They are either snapped up by fee-paying websites or busted by parents, but not this cutie.

Next, cancer will spread to ALL forms of life.. WTF

Meeting members of the opposite sex shouldn't be as difficult as this, that is if you still want them to be alive when you introduce yourself. Next time be a man and just buy her a drink like the rest of us.

Who knew that hitler was a bona fide dance master!? I mean I know he did all that bad stuff because the history channel keeps banging on about it but apparently as well as not liking the jews, this boy could DANCE!

Instead of the bleeps and blips you're used to hearing when playing Mario or whatever, this puts in some music that makes much more sense with what's taking place up there on the screen.

This is why nobody plays hacky sack anymore. Their is always someone in the group waiting to toss a cheap shot.