INSANE Acceleration On Speed Boat!

This guy definitely had his coffee ration this morning - If you think you're impressed by the speed of this boat you should have seen the dude holding the rope waiting to ski behind it.

This poor croc is experiencing some severe racial discrimination - Honestly, this walking handbag has every right to feel a little offended. He can't walk around any of the nicer neighborhoods without this happening!

I'm not a parent, but I know not to let my toddler just waddle around an area where people are flying around on zip-lines. Lucky for these people, this toddler is just fine.

It's bicycle dominos gone crazy - Once the first rider goes down its all over for his two buddies behind him. Something tells me they won't be doing that again in a hurry - LOL!

By now you've probably seen the "stuff girls say" videos floating around YouTube. This one takes the idea and inverts it. Put simply, here is a list of things you'll probably never hear any girl say. Ever.

Three members (Ebba Lovisa Andersson, Amanda Wikström and Petra Brohäll) from the Swedish vocal group Erato sings Robyn's "Call Your Girlfriend" while they accompany themselves on empty cottage cheese containers...

It might have been amusing the first time you saw it but overnight it went from a promising meme into failfaggorty of the highest order thanks to millions of mediocre mimics. Now slating it is the only way to derive some lolz.

Erin Langworthy, an Australian tourist, survived a massive drop into the crocodile-infested Zambezi river. It was a 364 foot drop. Next year she should try something really dangerous, like visiting Detroit.

What's he doing wasting his time playing baseball in the major leagues? With skillz like that he could be in the circus, ok, so he'd be poor, but he'd be entertaining little kids! I bet he's total crap at baseball anyway!

The lapdog of the Current UK Prime Minister would like to issue a heartfelt apology to all the people he lied to. TBH, it's not his fault. He's the minority in a coalition government. Cameron is the real turd in the punchbowl.

Do you know how hard it is to party AND train at the same time? Ron Allen does, and he’ll start you off with a few fruity squeezes, get your shirt off and then he’ll show you just how fast he can remove his underpants. What a guy.