20 Second Handshake - WTF!?!

Forget just giving a polite, simple hand gesture when you meet someone - Take the time to show you really care with a 20-second handshake, who knows, you'll be definitely picking up all the germs they have on their hand!

We've all heard of the Sham Wow, well now comes this new product for all the Mafioso out there or senators who get in trouble when they get a bit rough with those paid for girls!

A bunch of deer confront a cat in a suburban street, but just what the heck is going on? Well, thanks to this guy’s entirely accurate translation, we can find out the dynamics behind this strange situation.

Japan’s population could shrink by a third in 40 years because they’re not having enough bambinos—and who’s to blame? Why, the nerds of course and their virtual girlfriends.

It's pretty eye catching, but is it worth the dough? Also, where do the batteries go? It's pretty cool if you're into that kind of thing, but I'd rather have something a bit more functional for my money...

Move your MILF ass off the mattress, it's GILF time! You've heard of cougar hunting, here comes dragon slaying!

Strangely enough, fireworks almost look better when they're being played backwards. Someone needs to invent a firework that implodes like this. I'd buy as many as I could carry. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

They are the ultimate super-brats of our generation, but what happens to the girls of MTVs My Super Sweet Sixteen 15 years later? GENIUS!

You have to give this little feline points for trying, it's almost too cute. It doesn't like the reflection it sees in the mirror and goes crazy trying to attack it.

I feel sorry for the crap the McDonald's employees have to put up with.. but this is totally hilarious!! LOL

Two kitties sitting in their respective boxes playing tetherball. It's hard to tell who's winning, and I don't think they really care either, but it's pretty adorable. Next step: get them playing racketball.