LMAO: Cat Fails at Short Jump

A cat attempts a 4 foot jump off a table to a railing and comes up about 3 1/2 feet short.

Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy is long, like way loooong, so what better way to experience them all than by watching all the deaths crammed into a six minute video? That’s what’s happened here. Enjoy.

Another eighties adaptation from Legolambs and this time they're headed to LV-426 for inspiration. Re-imagining Aliens as a musical wasn't the hardest part though, getting Ripleys voice so perfect was. Mad skills, guys.

This chick is such a badass she can exert control over sharks, the bullies of the sea, balancing them on her hand, juggling them, playing with them like they were a bunch of pussies or sea lions.

First off you need to warm her up with a massage, which will get her in the mood. Then coax her into the whole idea, then all she needs to do is blow on it! Simples yes!

If the Dollar Menu just ain't swag enough, there are alternatives. Namely lobster nuggets dunked in curry sauce and wagyu steak burgers all washed down with mouthfuls of Cristal straight from the bottle.

Amazing video from the inside of the Minnesota Viking's Metrodome as the roof collapses and water crashes onto the field.

It's not fair. It's just not fair. How come this guy gets such a sweet toy and I don't? I would sell my left nut to have a suit like this. Hell, if I had this dude's know-how I could probably make a robotic replacement!

Unlike Lauren Conrad, this cop has trouble stopping traffic. When a speeding car doesn't see him in front of a giant semi, he ends up their newest hood ornament.

These two chicks let their boyfriends know they have had enough of Rock Band for the rest of the night.

Skateboarding, possible the coolest & most dangerous thing you can do on a sidewalk - There's no doubting these are going to hurt like hell, some of them get hit right in the baby-maker, others just fail!