Turtle Says "Wow" While Mating

This turtle is doing it all wrong. The female is supposed to be the one saying "Wow."

Too soon? Probably. Still funny? Definitely. Proceeds from the track’s sale go to charity though, so at least there’s that. When MC Chris posted about bath salts on Facebook a full spoof track was an inevitability.

The score from one of the godawful Star Wars prequels gets a damn good mocking as lyrics are added by way of humerous guesswork. I'd like to think these are the real lyrics but I doubt the song is about corn...

It's wrestling Jim, but not as we know it! If you didn't already feel weird enough watching two guys pretend to feel passionately about each other as an excuse to roll around half-naked together

Take one game show: 'The Price Is Right', edit out all the boring game-show bits and cut to the audience (the frmale sector) running down to the stage to play the game. NOW you have a show worth watching!

Now this is a sport I could really get into, I don’t want to see grown men kicking an evolved pig’s bladder, who gives a shit? I wanna see gorgeous women shaking their soccer balls. Goal!

No wonder he was in such a hurry to make it through the turnstile. His trip started a little earlier than he'd expected.

Ever wondered what the tetris theme would sound like, being belted out by a full orchestra? Well now you know! If you enjoy it even half as much as the guy at 0:32, then this is essential viewing.

Ever wondered where Lady Gaga went to school? I'm willing to bet five bucks she went here or at least somewhere with a very similar curriculum. God bless this school. Sluts are what make the world go around.

What we can take away from this awesome Romanian ad for car insurance is that Romanian women are definitely built better than Romanian cars.

You might think that doing the robot right next to a soccer player trying to take a corner would be a good way to get your ass kicked. Guess these players aren't easily distracted as they don't even seem to notice these two dancing away.