Pilot Pretends To Faint - WTF!?!

Here's a great way to induce an early instant heart-attack - A pilot pranks the passenger by acting like he fainted while in flight. So sick it's funny!

A wise man once said; The last thing you want after a cucumber sammich is someone else's pubes in your teeth. Durex take their advertising to bold and disgusting new places in an effort to get them banned from the television.

This has to be the best name for a horse EVER. Period. Not open for discussion. I'd follow this sport a LOT more if this nags performance meant it won every race - AWESOME!

She went from 23 to 73 in no time at all, which means there were probably a couple of hours where she was a really hot cougar. Surprisingly this was the result of a medical condition and not an unhappy marriage.

This beauty's hawter than a pit full of Bhut Jolokia chillies inside a volcano en route to the heart of the Sun! She's like a smoking fiery flaming ball of gorgeousness headed straight to my bedroom!

You’ve not seen the beauty of existence until you’ve seen a hedgehog being bathed with a toothbrush by a muscular man with arm tattoos. Truly, it is a sight worthy of world heritage status.

I know he’s securely sealed in a pod made of metal and high impact plastic but my money is still on the huge carnivorous predator. But determination and a big teeth are better than any can opener. Place your bets now!

It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” - if it's Grolsch, Peroni or Miller--Beer company SABMiller is dodging taxes in India and Africa & depriving them of aid.

If you look past the camera angles and all the cinematography, his wrists do look awfully limp while he's chasing down a perp. I'd be willing to wager he even knows how to play hopscotch and sells cookies door to door...

Rule number 1: It's really important to realize that when you are doing something as manly as shark fishing, you really should not scream like a girl if something bad happens.

Listen up yo, we’re all a bunch of gay fish swimming in an ocean of ass compared to Zach. You can tell he means every word, you can feel his pain. But don’t cry for him, coz he’s already dead y’all.